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Even though we're family, when one of us likes an American soccer team and the other likes the Mexican team, and the two teams actually face each other for a soccer match, it's like a pinche(f-ing) Mexican civil war in the middle of my living room. Who said blood was thicker than water?

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May 19, 2011 - Family - by Choowey (man)

 

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You're so Mexican if you wake-up your family and neighbors first thing on Saturday morning while playing some loud-ass rancheras or corridos while proudly washing your truck!

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May 17, 2011 - Family - by Ruby (woman)

 

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You know you're a Mexican when you call everyone, hey hermano!(brother) And your real brothers Hey pendejo!(stupid)

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May 17, 2011 - Family - by Viviana (woman)

 

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Go with your mijo on a field trip to General Vallejos home in Sonoma and the teacher asks the Mexican students... why do you think they have this spittoon next to the bed?; and your mijo raises his hand and says "that's so your abuelito can pee in it so he doesn't have to go outside in the cold at night."

 

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You know your friends are So Mexican when you have a birthday party for the kids, but no one brings presents, but only corona beers!

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May 16, 2011 - Family - by Olivia (woman)

 

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You know you're Mexican if when you were small your parents used to scare you and say that at night "la llorona" was gonna get you, and if you didn't listen or stop crying, then you'd go to sleep scared as hell.

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May 16, 2011 - Family - by Sonia (woman)

 

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You know you're a real Mexican when your mom throws the chancla at you and hits you on the back; after you start crying, she yells to bring it back so she can throw it again while you try and run away.

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May 12, 2011 - Family - by Josie (woman)

 

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