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You know you're So Mexican when your mom comes to pick-you-up with your siblings para ir a la pulga in a Ford Escort and she already has 7 people and the tires look really low! You say... "Ama, I don't think we fit!" And your brother yells... "Andale pendejo, no te pongas como señorita, todavia cabemos!

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Nov 10, 2011 - Family - by Rodolfo (man)

 

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You know you're Mexican when you play La Lotería on Sunday's and to top it off you use beans!

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Nov 9, 2011 - Family - by Raul (man)

 

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You know you're Mexican if your mom use to whoop you in syllables, "POR-QUE-LE-PE-GASTE-A-TU-HERMANO?" That's 9 licks for you! And all your siblings would start crying because they knew your Ama was going to whoop the next person who opened their mouth!

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Oct 28, 2011 - Family - by Leticia (woman)

 

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You know you're So Mexican when your mom uses everyone's name in your family before she gets yours right; Javier, Carlos, Arturo, ehhh, tu cabron... are you listening to me or what? Sas, vuela una chancla!

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Oct 19, 2011 - Family - by Sandrita (woman)

 

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You know you're Mexican when you get a FaceBook account and you find out you have more family members than you knew about.

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Oct 17, 2011 - Family - by Cynthia TX (woman)

 

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You know you're Mexican when riding in your truck with you family and your mom yells, "Para el coche!" and she gets out in the middle of nowhere and cuts some Wild Nopales to cook for dinner. Don't be hating if your wife or gf is not this resourceful! JA JA. If you have a favorite recipe for Nopales, lets hear about it in the comments below.

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Oct 4, 2011 - Family - by Ricardo (man)

 

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You know you're Mexican if you still get butterflies crossing the border in your car, even though you are a U.S. citizen. My father would be like... Cállense Cállense, ya vamos a cruzar!! Ja ja, those were the days.

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Sep 30, 2011 - Family - by Oscar G (man)

 

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